Happy Jebbah Flossum Day to all!!!

The humans have concocted (on purpose!) their own little "celebration" of this day - they watch some sort of football game on this day today. Which means they'll be driving a lot - going to the store for food and beer - which means on OUR holiday for 'possums MORE of us will die. This sucks - but what can we do.

We can still celebrate the day in which Jebbah Flossum had a wagon full of white-trash settlers killed back in the day.

I've been drinking hard all day and celebrating - I've been eating some of that special 'possum weed we grow - I'm basically one fucked up 'Possum right now. (No - I will NOT be going near I-95 today! I'd HATE to die on Jebbah Flossum Day - maybe tomorrow - but for sure no I-95 for this stoned/drunk 'Possum!!!!)

Oh and I've been singing - singing all day - the Jebbah Flossum Day song I taught you! Sing along!:

"Ohhhhhhhhhh Jebbah Flossum, one hell of a possum"
They ran over his head, but now they're all dead!
You wanna fuck with a possum, fuck with Jebbah Flossum
You wanna fuck with a possum, fuck with Jebbah Flossum
(repeat x3)
"Ohhhhhhhhhh Jebbah Flossum, one hell of a possum"
They ran over his head, but now they're all dead!
(Everyone claps 3 times here)